An insurance agent was talking to a farmer, trying to sell him a life insurance policy.

“Have you ever met with an accident?” asked the insurance agent.

“No,” replied the farmer, “but a mule kicked me in the ribs once, and a rattlesnake bit me on the leg.”

“Good grief!” exclaimed the agent. “Don’t you consider those accidents?”

“Naw,” said the farmer. “They done it on purpose.”

Author Unknown

After the baptism of his baby brother, Jason sobbed all the way home.

Jason’s father asked repeatedly what was wrong. Finally, the little boy replied, “The preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I want to stay with you guys.”

Author Unknown

A kindergarten teacher was trying to determine the proper punishment for a boy who had hit a classmate.

“Did you hit Johnny on purpose or by accident?” she asked.

“By accident,” the boy quickly replied.

“Do you know the difference between on purpose and by accident?” she persisted.

“Sure! On purpose you get in a lot more trouble.”

Author Unknown