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		<title>OLD people  have problems that you haven&#8217;t even considered yet!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2009 17:21:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[     An 85-year-old man was requested by his Doctor for a sperm count as part of his  physical exam. The doctor gave the man a  jar and said, &#8216;Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.&#8217; The next day  the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor&#8217;s office and gave him the jar, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Awesome Power of a Wife&#8217;s Love</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A very old man lay dying in his bed. In death&#8217;s doorway, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookie wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Write it Down?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 22:44:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they&#8217;re physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember. Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. &#8216;Want anything while I&#8217;m in the [...]]]></description>
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